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Picture: Recollections in America X by David LaChapelle, from artnet Magazine

Caption: Cast members of the Fox TV series Dollhouse.

The world is neither surreal nor postmodern enough for me

I picked up a call that was on hold and the LA talent agent that was on the other end was muttering "with your dentures and your eyeliner, you dirty old bitch".













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Picture from: Picture is Unrelated Feb 10, 2007

Caption from: Overheard in the Office, Feb 25, 2005

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

She chopped. He slapped.

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

Perhaps someone was a bit too enthusiastic, or there are some rather imaginative uses for a ShamWow.
Then again, either or both of them could be medication crazy, in which case they could use a
You're Gonna Love My Nuts! shirt.

What do you think?

You bet the Internet is just like high school

I finally had my yearbook picture taken. I.e. I now have a Facebook page. Why? Someone invited me. I'm socially indifferent, it's all the same to me.

It's probably set up incorrectly. That would just figure.

As if anyone were reading this, one might have noticed the ever-expanding list of sites that are far better to read. It's just a reflection on how I'm avoiding my life. I'm coming to terms with giving up.

Too in tune with the zeitgeist

It's like this, I know that people can't afford overpriced shirts now. There's no orgy of spending like there was during the five years I had the concept and letters and everything, but was too caught up in everything else in my life. I know it's a futile endeavor. It can fail any number of ways or make just enough to keep the shop open. There's no disappointment this way. I've had enough failure and disappointment of late. So I'm beyond caring, as with so many other things.

It's hard enough for me to care enough to barely keep my life together on a daily basis. Rather on those days when I'm not too depressed or sick with something (like today) to try to catch up with everything piled up around me. I'm far too ready to put up a dowry of $1,000 per cat and let someone else take care of the mess.

In any event I've currently got over 40 designs up at Straight Jacket t-shirts. The site has been reorganized a bit to make it easier, I hope, to browse through several hundred shitty shirts. More designs are planned.