The world is neither surreal nor postmodern enough for me

I picked up a call that was on hold and the LA talent agent that was on the other end was muttering "with your dentures and your eyeliner, you dirty old bitch".













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Picture from: Picture is Unrelated Feb 10, 2007

Caption from: Overheard in the Office, Feb 25, 2005